The Eclectic Quill

July 31, 2008

Ten Original “Why Did John McCain Cross the Road?” Jokes

Filed under: Politics — Kelly @ 3:45 pm
1. Q. Why did John McCain cross the Road?
A. To get to the other side.
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2. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. To get back to the first side.
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3. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. He really likes both sides.
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4. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. So he could get on the same side as Barack Obama.
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5. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. To get to a different side from Barack Obama.
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6. Q. Why did John McCain Cross the road again?
A. He got asked a question on TV.
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7. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road yet again?
A. He was asked the same question at a  town hall meeting.
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8. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. To get to the side that George W. Bush was on.
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9. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. He wasn’t crossing on behalf of the Campaign.
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10. Q. Why did John McCain cross the road again?
A. What do you mean? He never crossed the road at all.

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Hey–At least he was wearing comfy shoes!

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2 Comments »

  1. John McCain is my idol. He is a politician with a very strong personality.

    Comment by Dacnette — November 17, 2009 @ 7:12 am | Reply

  2. John McCain is also a very good politician. he did not win because the people are not satisfied on the Republicans.,’~

    Comment by Marisha Larkins — April 30, 2010 @ 4:18 pm | Reply


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