The Eclectic Quill

October 12, 2008

The Sarah Palin IQ Test

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kelly @ 2:10 pm

Do you have what it takes to make it as a Republican in politics? Care to find out? Take the Sarah Palin IQ test!

  1. Name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade? (1 point for each decision named)
  2. Name a newspaper and/or magazine that you read? (1 point for each publication)
  3. What is the Bush Doctrine.? (5 points if you can answer the question)
  4. Name a regulatory act which John McCain has voted for?(1 point for each act)
  5. Is Barack Obama a terrorist? (1 point for the correct answer of “no”)
  6. Are people suspected of crimes allowed to carry out their own investigations? (1 point for no)
  7. Are people suspected of crimes allowed to serve as their own jury (1 point for no)
  8. Should people suspected of crimes be allowed to serve as their own judge? (1 point for no)
  9. An independent investigation has found you broke the law, have you broken the law? (1 point for yes)
  10. You are asked a question in an interview you don’t know the answer to. Is it your fault or the interviewers? (1 if you answer it is your’s)
  11. Are you married to anyone who wants to secede from the US? (1 point if no)
  12. Should taxpayers pay you when you stay at home? (1 point if no)
  13. Should taxpayers buy you a tanning bed? (1 point if no)
  14. Should taxpayers pay you to go to church (1 point if no)
  15. Can you see Russia from your house? (1 point if no)
  16. Can you say you can see Russia from your house, regardless of your previous answer (1 point if no).
  17. Your child is about to be born in Texas. Will you endanger his life to avoid this? (1 point if no).
  18. You are at a rally when someone threatens the life of your opponent, saying “Kill him!” Do you tell him not to? (1 point if yes)
  19. Can you conjugate a sentence (1 point if yes)
  20. Is God pro-oil? (1 point if no)
  21. When are earmarks wrong? (1 point unless answer is along the lines of “for anyone other than you).
  22. The “Bridge to Nowhere has been cancelled. Do you still spend federal money to build the road that goes to it? (1 point if no)
  23. Who were the bad guys in the Salem Witch Trials? (1 point unless answer is “witches”)
  24. You are trying to defend your daughter as people are suggesting you are covering up for her promiscuity. Do you use her pregnancy to defend her? (1 point if no)
  25. Is God a Republican? (1 point if no).

 

Total up your sore and check your Palin IQ.

0: Perfect Sore!!! Congratulations! You have everything it takes to be the next VP on the Republican ticket! Start running for office now, as you are a future superstar!

1-5: Campaign Manager: You’re very close, but it seems you might have accidentally read something or given thought to something. If you watch more Fox News, there’s hope for you. You could yet be President.

6-10: Partisan Supporter: Palin is counting on your support. When she says “domestic terrorist” she knows you will believe her. However there are signs that you have some sense of common decency to you. She really needs you to watch more Fox News, but you also may need to turn that dial to Rush on weekday afternoons.

11-15: Wavering Supporter: Please! You’re brain is becoming WAY too active!!! You’re lack of faith has to do with the overstimulation of your brain. You MUST stop reading now! You need to watch Fox, listen to Rush, and read Drudge in order to maintain the faith.

16 and Over: Commie-Pinko-America-Hating-Liberal-Scumbag: We WARNED you not to read!!!!

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13 Comments »

  1. HA! you are taking over my office wall. I scored over 16+, funny i guess i’m not as republican as i thought LOL! Obama/Biden all the way, as we say in football
    Just Win Baby!!

    Comment by CK0712 — October 12, 2008 @ 6:24 pm | Reply

  2. CK–
    Yeah, but my Bears gave me their third heart-wrenching loss of the season though!

    Comment by kelly — October 12, 2008 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  3. Chicka, i feel your pain, i’m an eagles girl remember!! The Bears have surprised alot of ppl. keep the faith girl! it was only 1 game ;0

    to make u smile, PALIN was booed beyond belief last night @ the flyer’s game. the “hockey” mom that was chosen to go on the ice with her, didn’t even shake her hand ;0

    Comment by CK0712 — October 12, 2008 @ 8:30 pm | Reply

  4. I laughed my ass off, until I remembered that we’re talking about a real person who could be in a position of power… then I went and made myself a drink. Well done!

    Comment by ShakySpker — October 12, 2008 @ 10:44 pm | Reply

  5. don’t mean to spam you kelly, the video (if you haven’t seen it) is up .

    @shaky, make that 3 drinks, some scary scary posers!

    Comment by CK0712 — October 13, 2008 @ 5:31 am | Reply

  6. I liked Mahrs take….At least Bush knew the publications he never read. Palin is such a dimwit, she has no clue.

    or something to that effect to expouse her buffoonery

    Comment by 3rdStoneFromTheSun — October 13, 2008 @ 9:28 am | Reply

  7. TO CK0712. Some fans booed, some stood and cheered — at the Wachovia Center. I hardly call that “booed beyond belief”. I also understand even ‘Santa Claus’ has been booed there.

    Comment by Elizabeth — October 16, 2008 @ 5:16 am | Reply

  8. hilarious & frightening like my favorite movies… but this is real

    Comment by klev — October 16, 2008 @ 5:50 am | Reply

  9. i admire Sarah Palin because she had done a lot in the area of politics. she has also a good track record when she was still the governor of Alaska.

    Comment by melatonine — September 27, 2009 @ 7:28 am | Reply

  10. actually i like Sarah Palin very much. she is a very good role model for all women. i believe that she is a great politician and did something very well in Alaska.

    Comment by Marie — October 10, 2009 @ 9:19 pm | Reply

  11. Sarah Palin is a good leader. i can say that because she did some projects in alaska that helped lots of people .

    Comment by Jeanna — November 23, 2009 @ 11:16 am | Reply

  12. Sarah Palin is a woman with a very strong character and personality that is why i like her.

    Comment by Bong — December 6, 2009 @ 9:29 am | Reply

  13. There are critics of Sarah Palin but in my opinion she is also a very good politician and she also did some good projects in Alaska.
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    Comment by Caramoan — December 27, 2009 @ 6:57 am | Reply


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